we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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