Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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