How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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