there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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