I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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