i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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