it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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