I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Randomize
