I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
