I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
