Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I have already put on my inside pants.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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