He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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