my soul wont recognize me after tonight
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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