So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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