i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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