Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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