no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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