I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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