it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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