11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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