Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I'm bleeding and have questions
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
