i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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