Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
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