so that wasnt chicken after all
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Randomize
