Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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