Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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