i just had sex bonerless
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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