i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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