I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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