Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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