what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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