I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
How does one acquire holy water?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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