haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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