just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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