You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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