I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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