Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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