Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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