I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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