Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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