South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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