How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
There r osticjed everywhere
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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