Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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