I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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