My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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