i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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