So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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