Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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