Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
