Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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