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We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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