I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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