Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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